The Poetry of Scotcho Tamerlane


Hey! Where are the freaking rhymes? Take me back to Scotcho's Wacky Politburo.


I'll assume most of you have as little stomach for poetry as myself and refrain
from making this a complete collection of my verse. However, while I'm usually pretty
down on my own writing, occasionally one of my poems manages even to please me.
The poems below are among those rare few; I hope you find something therein. Be
advised that I am a deconstructivist poet, though, and usually don't adhere to any
rules besides those of my own invention.


First Fragmentary Musics                         


1. A dissection resulting in the irreducible

no other hammer to forge the beat
but the sharpened razor of ambiguity
             i cut    
and penetrate
                        the skin
keeping time: "the powers that be will be will be...."
just a sliver of a sliver to stand on, slivers
that turn
         in turn
on my feet, no scrap of faith untouched
with a surgeon's doubt i am taken apart
operation a success
now won't you please put me
back
together again

2. We construct a bridge between text and context

another litter cries to be heard over an electric din

span or process being of particular note
meaning will be heard only as a living act
the measure of the act will constitute the bridge
we must cross if we are to see

this misshapen effect-
does the clatter begin in the mind or on the page?
turn off the light and see

as rats leave a sinking ship by scurrying across a tie-line
so we desert our minds for the text
that line, that thin thread, almost severed
by the light reflecting off the page
back and forth, back and forth, sawing,
until the bridge begins to fly

              free now, ping
	pong and wowed

are
you 
ready
for 
the
bridge?

Barth says the key to the treasure is the treasure.

3. Dream at seven or ten

at the fair or carnival all alone
people there, but indistinct, no mind, because i am winning prizes!
dimes in the glasses and rings around the floating numbered ducks 
darts destroying balloons, soft balls killing milk cans, every prize 
is mine and i can eat as many hot pretzels cotton candies fried 
doughs lemonades as i want, still, part of me is silent observer and 
i never really get to eat or play and when i wake
look round my bed to find no prizes

4. Later, with fiddle and drums

Bob opens his eyes, screaming, "My God, I've got pneumonia!"
his dismembered head lies in a bowl on the floor
with the epitaph Alpo emblazoned on its side
and, as the cowboy quickly rejoinders, "this is a Chuckwagon ad."
somewhere luck must have run out,
because it's feeding time
and here comes the dog
Bob moans for an analgesic
aware that there's no sin like an improbable agenda
not here, not now,
where he closes his eyes to make the best of a bad situation
waiting for fetid breath, hungry teeth
he wonders, "Where is the key? "

Here's another:


Enter the literature of the banal


Tiny looks at his cards, realizes there is little chance
of drawing to beat a flush
There is still much to be done
and no break in the astrological signs
he throws in his hand
Enter the literature of the banal
clutching foot-stomping resignation

Ready! goes the cry
and the giant boom is lowered; Frank
sighs and sips his coffee-like drink
then laughs as the high iron boys start farting
ah, there is so much to life
just so long as you breathe through your mouth
Enter the literature of the banal
the poetry of madness
redeeming the mundane

After a hard day of jury-rigging
Peggy decides to get a drink
but the bar is closed
the president's got shot or
maybe there's a war on, etc.
she walks down the street to the liquor store
and buys a 5th of scotch
Enter the literature of the banal
the horse of high hopes
the rhetoric of calamity
holding a fruity parasol drink

Marty wipes his eyes. Man,
what a coughing fit! knocks over the ashtray.
curses. swears. lights another one.
and cries.
there's only so much my bony fingers can do
and I don't want to watch
another Tom
& Jerry cartoon
Enter the literature of the banal
the terror of the elite
the rose that is only thorns
the forces of corrupted nature
making fuck a household word
reclaiming small-lives
while letting others fry
might as well let the madman in
before he batters this place to barney rubble.

This one's called "Wants bellow and beyond and how":



              wants bellow and beyond and how
            avarice, mighty [still encouraging a
            nazi uproar -- 666; things uncertain
             to a standstill: the near perfect
               stasis of uncorruptible units

               belief exists around the hub
            everything revolves upon in the eve
            love] many broken words on a scroll
             litany approaching meaning in hell
              ordinary transformations will go
              wild, awry -- then all will know

                angels, like you my athena
            nascent ontologies just being born
         damned, and it's a bloody shame, too bad

                being only a misfit, a scab
            evil, please don't pick it eyesore
                 you won't believe. why
                 or how did i say hello
                  now that you've run
                  damned again damned

             ardent squares on the board a
              night moves like an el on
                  dead rails squared

              heavenly image, defy the oh
               open the aitch, dear, too
            wants bellow and beyond and how
 

There's a puzzle to that last one, and a clue to solving it in the last word
of the fourth to last line. Sorry, no prizes for correct answers, but if you mail
me at scotcho@sven.ctnet.com, I'll let
you know if you got it right. One last poem for now:


trash bin vignette


artsy trash bin vignettes teeter miraculous, buy time and
balance twixt current and
curtsy.
(deliver this journal to the center of
earthquake preparedness in case of
frenzy read fast)
gestapo winter and, oh, my i ching
hitler, an i ching
i ching penny for your thoughts?
jokeman this laughter is
killing, this laughter is,
laughter is killing me.
(motor skills falter from
neglect but trust that the sentiment stems from
open heart bypassing shards of reason)
police state, generate a disgust so
quiet my hidden purpose flutters into such and so
revelation, maybe a thought that matters.
stuttered spell, my
telegraph limerick, my
underground reservoir of persuasion:
vanity propels the
would be holy to this: the
x-communication anti assimilation of my word.
(you see that our result must be greater than or equal to
zero)

Golly, Scotcho, I find myself deeply moved in bowel-like fashion. Now won't you send
me back to Scotcho's House of Pancakes? By the way,
didn't anyone ever tell you changing the names of links for comic effect is considered
HTML blasphemy? Regardless, it's really f**king annoying!